Okay! That was uncalled for! Did Rob REALLY have to backhand the ref!?!?
King: Ah, this is a great match! Rob Van Dam VS that one guy who can’t get over no matter how much Vince tries to push him!
Coach: Uh, I believe it is Mark Henry.
JR: What a slobber knocker between Rob Van Dam and that other guy!
Coach: Mark Henry!
King: Did you hear something, JR?
Coach: IT’S MARK HENRY!
JR: Nope.
(3 seconds ago)
Long: So, Lillian, do you like cereal?
Lillian: Yes… why do you ask?
Long: Well, I was thinking, after a nice, long hot nice of sex, I could fix you a bowl of cereal.
Steve Austin tried to come up with something new to make up for having a badge and claiming to be a sheriff. At this moment he thinks that driving a quad up to the ring is kinda like The Undertaker driving his motorcycle to the ring.
RVD: Come on ref! Let’s play king of the mountain on this pile of trash!
Ref: Uh, Rob, that’s Mark Henry, your opponent…
RVD: You’re no fun!
Your winner, and still king of the mountain, Rob-Van-Dam!
Austin: Now tell me where my damn beer is!
Long: I told ya, I don’t have your beer!
Austin: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
Long: I don’t have it! I don’t have it! Beledat!
Chris Jericho froze in terror… When he heard that the WWE was going to help the earth by recycling, he had no idea they were going to recycle the May Young/Mark Henry story line.
Batista had to stand back a few feet from Ric. The mix of old man and sweat did not sit with his nose very well.
The prank that the sound people did was funny, but the ref was embarrassed when “Every Body Dance Now” played over the PA system and he realized that he couldn’t dance. Ric Flair was break dancing, and Bubba showed he had a lot of rhythm for a bigger man.
Yet for a big guy with a lot of rhythm, he really can’t figure out how to do a sleeper.
Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man!
Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike!
While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H!
HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it…
Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man!
Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike!
While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H!
HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it…