Hunter's celebration was cut short when, sick and tired of his damn title reigns, an entire galaxy blindsides him from behind.
Flair: "Great party, Hunter! ... Hey, what's wrong, champ?"
HHH: "I just realized I coulda saved a bumch of money by switching to Geico."
Batista: "Oh, DAMN, I knew I put in too much yeast!"
Randy knew he should've continued with his promo, but by God, this was the most engrossing game of backgammon EVER.
Orton: "...................
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.............................Oh, what the hell. One more slice of cake isn't gonna kill me."
The crowd was moved like never before to Orton's rendition of Hamlet's "Alas, Poor Yorick" soliloquy.
The night was made even more memorable when a flock of birds took a simultaneous dump.
Flair: "Yep. I've seen this before, Trips. Definitely an alien symbiote."
Enraged beyond belief, Trips demonstrates his secret power: transforming his hand into a giant novelty hammer.
To attract more Japanese viewers, Batista spots some hot chicks in the first row and reacts like a true anime guy.
Backstage cancer, and now... backstage leper.