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Producer's diary Day one: "Dear diary. I really want to get this movie perfect. I'm gonna make this the best summer blockbuster of all time. More later.
Day 2054: "Dear diary. The casting director has cast Angelina Jolie......this is going to be a long ten years."
Day 3503: "Ok....ok......so Spiderman 2 came out and proved that summer blockbusters can be awardwinning. That damn movie is probably going to be a classic in its genre. DAMMIT if that Jolie bitch would take ONE freaking acting lesson we'd have this movie done with at least a year ago. Where'd I leave that number for Mike Danton's buddy at?"
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