I'm with you. There's just something about clowns telling me that I won't fit in if I eat food that doesn't come off of a factory line that makes me not want to give a place my business. There's just something about finding a cheap piece of plastic in the shape of the latest Disney character in my food that removes my appetite. There's just something about the under-the-table shenanigans between two fortune 500 companies who tag team in an effort to swindle children out of their parent's money that says to me "Hey, Taco Bell is open late!"
Edit: Speaking of bad comercials....here's one that takes the cake. There was a Hardees comercial once where these five guys in lab coats were passing a chicken back and forth, fondling it and looking up its tail feathers, looking for the "nuggets." At the end, one guy pulls off a rubber glove and says "nope, not in there, either." I was about to blow up every local Hardees franchise after that one...
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