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Old 09-16-2004, 09:37 PM   #33
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*All of the male WWE superstars are sitting in a classroom*

HHH: Now then, did I teach you how to get to the top of the company?

Class: No, Mr. Helmsley.

HHH: Alright then, *presses a button, a bed comes down from the wall* Honey, get in here!

*Steph comes in*

HHH: JERICHO!!! How dare you not stand in the prescense of my wife!!!

Jericho: Sorry, Mr. Helmsley.

HHH: It's off to Heat with you for 1 year. Anyways, honey, would you please assume the position.

Steph: *rips off clothes* Yes Hunter. *lays on bed* *HHH strips and mounts her*

HHH: Now, as you can see, at this point the penis is more or less fully erect. Just keep going up and down, moving the penis in and out. This is the one sure way to succeed in World Wrestling Entertainment, and....BENOIT??? What's so funny? Please, do share.

Benoit: Nothing, Mr. Helmsley

HHH: Fine, I think we have our main representative in today's Raw vs. Smackdown battle royal.

Benoit:

*Switch to a clip of Raw kicking Smackdown's ass, with HHH of course having no faith in the Raw roster and having to aid them despite the fact they don't need it*
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