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Scene:WWE HQ, Mr. McMahon's office.
**buzzer**
Vince: Come in, Bob.
Hardcore: Hey,Vince.
Vince: Hey..now I know we have an appointment, but I am low on time so if you have important to say...
Hardcore: I do, I know. ....Well??
Vince: Well, what?!
Hardcore: ..How ya like me NOW?
Vince: My god... Brilliant! Hold on...**dials phone** Hunter?
Hunter (outside office with a cell): Yeah, pops?
Vince: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCHES!
Hunter: HAHA! That's great! ...Hold on.. **holds up bloody Booker T. and starts punching him** YOU HEAR ME,BOOK! YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE RAW! NEVER! I AM THE GAME!
Hardcore: Hmmm..and I thought I knew how to beat a [/insert fuckhead comment here]!
Vince: Hehe.. That's it! You get a title shot on your first PPV back against Lesnar!
Then ...***phone rings**
Lesnar (on a computer,at the TPWWforums with purple shoulder pads on): DAMN HOMOS! VINCE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.. **picks up phone** Hey.. I was gonna call you.. Holly? Um.. sure..**hangs up** WHAT?! **reads a thread** "Goldberg to WWE"? Ha, lousy lonely mark homos! Good luck!
end... period.
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