
Someone ate part of my lunch!

Big Show had a hard time deciding what to order in Smackdown's new segment: Cooking with Teddy.

Yeah that's right. I ate some of your lunch. It was nasty though.

John Cena took up a new hobby. Ring surfing.

The US title, tired of all the crap it's been put through over the years took out it's frustration and shocked the world when it gave a One Sided Beat Down to both John Cena and Booker T.

What you can't see down below: Heidenriech strikes again!

Look look! Two on each hand and then.... *bangs fists together* Now they're all on the same one! Huk huk huk...

Viscera jumped for joy at actually getting rehired.

After losing his arm in an unfortunate smelting accident, JBL decided to graft the WWE title to it.
Yes. This is my first attempt at captions so don't blame me if they appear inferior.