[FourFifty]

Well, I guess I should say “didn’t read them yet” but no one has done them yet from when I started.


And then he was reminded that he still sucks.


Teddy: Is everything in order for you to re-sign to SmackDown, Mr. Show?
Show: Well, so far everything is decent… however I would like 4 more meals a day.


The Big Show turns heel when he refuses to stand for Strongbadia’s national anthem.


Luther: Uh, Kurt, they stopped showing Mr. Wizard years ago.
Kurt: Awwwwwww phoey!


Oh, that wacky gravity!


The easiest way to pin Booker T is to get atop the glass ceiling, and lower it on him.


These two men just found out that the belts were just foil covered chocolate.


Less than a second earlier John Cena felt the wrath of Steven Richards ass darts.


“So Lita was walking around backstage doing this saying how excited she was for her Richard Nixon costume she bought for Halloween…”


Gangrel: Can I have a job?
Vince: ……………………I guess so…………
Gangrel: SWEEEEEET!!!!


Vicera: And now it’s time for my big spl-- *THUD* What the heck was that!??!
JBL: Glass ceiling.


And now we can’t make fun or Randy Orton for botching the RKO anymore since Mark’s shot at it.


JBL knew that it was a good investment when he put money into Tech-neek-cali when he got his Mega Man arm attachment.


As punishment for getting a pop that can rival Triple H’s entrance, The Big Show was forced to watch “The Best Of The Big Show.”


Gangrel: That’s the LAST time you’re eating Mexican right before we hit the ring!!!!


“He did WHAT to Cole, on TV!?!??!”