Not even the Big Show could prevent being overcome by the valiant efforts of Lil' Brudder.
Big Show: "Sweet! I get to bury Eddie, Kurt, JBL, AND The Undertaker in five minute squash matches???"
Long: "WHOOPS! Sorry playa, I accidentally mixed Hunter's contract with yours. May bad."
"And with your help, Andre, I will finally be able to defeat that wretched Superman once and for all!!!"
Kurt Angle: Olympic Gold Medalist, World Class Athlete, and Incredible Heidenreich Hissyfit Impressionist.
Cena's new Booker Bonnet was just a bit sideheavy...
Booker had unfortunately wiped out, but Cena managed to pull off an unbelievable kick flip to win the first-ever WWE X Games.
Booker T: "My chocolate!"
Cena: "MY chocolate!!"
Booker T: "MY CHOCOLATE!!!"
Cena: "Hey, nice thighs..."
Booker T: :wft: "Okay... your chocolate..."
Cena may have won the match, but Booker T had the last laugh when he unleashed Mr. Chompy Chompy Pee Pee.
Cena: "Wait, there are now only HOW many WWE fans left???"
Gangrel: "Oh shit, they hired VISCERA?! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
OR
Sadly, it took another hour forty five minutes for Viscera to reach the point that Gangrel was at in this picture.
JBL finally earned some main event credibility when he revealed the only way to hold Taker down: drop Visceras on him.
Shoulda used Old Spice.
Sick and tired of JBL still holding the belt while ruining the product, the universe finally imploded, leaving JBL alone and oblivious within the vast expanses of nothingness.