KURT: I am not going to smell your finger.
CHAVO: Sniff! Come on! It smells like cheese!
CHAVO: Woof woof! Rrrrrrr....
EDDIE: You need to be in front of a WALL for shadow puppets to work,
ese.
CHAVO: Yipe yipe yipe....
KURT: Swing me! Swing me!
EDDIE: Chavito, are you sure Dr. Jho said there wouldn't be any after-effects of the surgery?
KURT: Come on, mommy! Swing me!
Little known fact about the animal kingdom: Bulls and wolverines actually get along quite well. In fact, in this picture, we see a wolverine helping to groom a bull, removing the gnats from its fur.
The ref wasn't creeped out when Benoit's head started to swivel. Seconds later, when he spewed pea soup, however...
NUNZIO: How tall are you?
CHRIS: 5'10ish.
NUNZIO: You're kidding me! No WONDER they used to call me "Little" Guido!
NUNZIO: Chucky, look! I'm being elevated! I'm being--oh, shit.
To keep his breath fresh for when he screams at wrestlers, Paul Heyman makes sure to get a vigorous one-minute rinse from Listerine!
CHRIS: What's that, Paul? Listerine comes in two new flavors?
Ask your local SmackDown referee about how YOU can get new and improved Listerine!
Danny taunted Scotty. While Doug convinced Scotty to spell out "antidisestablishmentarianism" instead of his usual "worm," Danny clocked him with the belt! Those wacky Bashams!
Hey! There's something wrong with my Oreo!
DANNY: I recognize you from somewhere...
EDDIE: I'm a former United States Champion,
ese!
DANNY: No, it's not that.
EDDIE: I drive to the ring in a low-rider.
DANNY: Nope.
EDDIE: I'm the guy who was on the verge of a main-event push a couple of months ago, but now I'm feuding with my nephew in what appears to be "Bret vs. Owen II." Um...homes.
DANNY: No... Are you Erik Estrada?
CHAVO: Ha ha ha! He called you Erik Estrada!
EDDIE: Shut up, or I'll "Ponch" you in the mouth, Chavito.
Danny was a happy man after having his DNA spliced with a cat. He could jump higher, could see better in the dark, and was more vicious. The downside? The hairballs.
DOUG: Hey, watch this. I'm gonna do a 619, but I'm gonna leave the 1 out. Get it?
SHANIQUA: Hmm... My monster COULD use a mullet...
The WWE Superstar Water Pump, only at shopzone.com!
After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."
PATRICK: Make a wish!
DOUG: I wish for world peace.
DANNY: I wish I didn't have to pretend to be your brother anymore.
DOUG: What?
DANNY: I mean, an end to war. Yeah...
PATRICK: Okay, now PULL!
CHEAGOL: Give it to us, Eddieagol my love.
EDDIEAGOL: No. I found it.
CHEAGOL: Give us the precious.
EDDIEAGOL: Why?
CHEAGOL: It's my birthday, and I wants it.
CHEAGOL: Guerrellum! Guerrellum!
Damn. That's a big precious. Try sneaking THAT into El Pasordor!
(Sorry, guys. Saw "Return of the King" again today, and for some reason that's what keeps popping into my head.)
A-Train knew John was having his old commercial flashbacks again when he reached out to touch someone.
A-TRAIN: Put me down! For the last time, I am NOT a Chia Wookiee!
Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his
luchador.
AKIO: ..........UH-OH!
(Sorry, Corky.)
I can't get over how good Meng looks since he lost all that weight...
NIDIA: That doesn't feel like an anaconda! Is that a worm?
REF: How many times have you been Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri?
JAMIE: Who he hell are you?
MASKED MAN: I'm Villano MCMIV.
JAMIE: How many of you guys ARE there?
Holly knew he'd need to spend some time in the penalty box for high-sticking, but it was worth it!
-LOOPYDATE'S THOUGHTS WHILE READING THE SIGN-
Huh. Guess no one saw that before the match started.
Big Show was doubled over in laughter. You would be too if you'd convinced Hardcore Holly that he was holding a big, metal bellows and that his crotch was on fire.
Ooh! I love rebuses! Um... Smack! Uh... Holly! And... Everyone! Smack Holly, everyone! That's a good idea!
BROCK: Ha ha! He used more exclamation points in YOUR caption than he is in mine.