Show: ... Bambi's gonna be alright, right?
Show: What's this "take out Randy Orton" clause here?
Teddy: Ya know, playa... It's just that if you go to RAW and take away all of Randy Orton's credibility, you get a title shot!
Show: HOT DOG!... **Signs contract** You know, I really COULD go for a hot dog right about now...
Kurt: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Jeff Hardy clones are popping up everywhere! But when you're 500 pounds, YOU DONT NEED TO DRAW ON YOURSELF!
Show: But, this is a tattoo...
Kurt: Oh...
Kurt: Where's my My Little Pony!? Why does RANDY get one from Vince and all I get is a cheap rip off from the dollar store!?
Que music: I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky...
Cena: (Pretends to slip) WHOOP! I hope this fist doesnt hit your face Booker!
Stevie Richards plays grab ass with his sister and Cena and Booker... Without telling them...
Cena: TOUCH OF DEATH! WAAAAAAAARRRAAAA!
Cena: You know, it just doesnt look right without all 5 fingers... I gotta win that title 3 more times after I win it at No Mercy...
The Gangrel string puppet was on sale... And Viscera wanted one!
Vis: OH GOD OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
JBL: Oh no... The Undertaker has... **GASP**
Gangrel: Oh please, NOOOO!! **Kneels down**
Undertaker finally uses his paranormal powers to save himself, and please himself at the same time!
Undertaker lost all his credibility when JBL pie faced him and pinned him in a retirement match...
I'M KING OF THE... Is that you, Stevie!?
