If you were shown footage of you eating 5 whole cows and a mac truck, you'd cry too.
Show: ...and I, Big Show, promise that will never again I....do I have to carry on?
Teddy: Yes.
Show: eat 4000 pounds of Seafood Sam's squid leg, even if it is an All-You-Can-Eat buffet or Vince McMahon is paying. I also apologize for eating other patrons plates, as it was uncalled for and the china gave me terrible indigestion.
Teddy: Thank You.
Angle: I have already stated that I was hunting with a friend when I tripped, and my mouth landed onto the horses fallous, which, being mating season, was erect.
This was always the worst part in The Lion King
101 Uses for Booker T
#77: Dumbell
Cena: Where the heck did his head go?
X-Treme Thumb War
John Cena still drinks his invisible tea with his pinkies out?
Cena: Do what?
Righty: Kill Duncan...kill, Kill, KILL!!
Cena: Kill Duncan? Duncan who?
Lefty: You must kill the king....kill, Kill, KILL!!
Cena: The King? What are you talking about?
Righty: Um...are we in the 1890's?
Cena: Um...no
Lefty: Dammit, I told you we shouldnt have let Lita give us directions!
Gangrel: Blue....TWIZZLERRRRRR
Doesnt Vince know that 80% of WWE fans are AGAINST bondage pornography?
Even JBL wasnt sure of how many fingers he hit Taker with.
SAFE!!