That's right your's truly, MVP, has reached heights in his posting career. Since this is such a momentuous occasion for myself (I guess) I thought I'd celebrate with all of my friends here in the wrestling forum. I thought it'd be a cool idea to "hi-lite" my career and let everyone get to know me better.
If you want to reply to this thread I'll tell you anything you want, especially if it pertains to wrestling.(*slips Funky and LC a $5 bill). If you want I'll tell you what I think of you as a poster, I'll answer any questions, you can whore out some Bret Hart or Y2J stuff too.

Do whatever.
Let's get started
Around the beginning of 2003 during the infamous Scott Steiner legacy,

I registered at the Rajah.com forums under the name "
HitmanFan" and got into some trouble with
Tempest and Ace Rockola for posting a lot of spoilers in the wrong wrestling forums, and thus I was banned for a while.
During my short lived run at Rajah's I saw a thread in
The Asylum by SideburnZ and it had a link to
TPWW. I checked it out and liked it a lot because there were less posters, the mods were more easy going, and I figured I would make some friends, so I registered under the name "
Mr. PPV" in July 2003.
Little did I know that my run would be cut short by Triple A who banned me for a week for saying "lol" too much. I found out by viewing a thread made by The Mask called
Dear Mr. PPV stop saying lol NOW!
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Originally Posted by Triple A
I just banned him cause I was about to flip out
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When I came back I learned my lesson and cleaned up my act as a poster. I mostly stayed in the wrestling forum until the vB transition when I changed my name to what it is now. For those of you who don't know, my initals really are "MVP", but it also can stand for "
More Vagina Please". Thanks to
Krispy for thinking of the name.
Ever since I got that name I received a little more notoriety in the casual forum, but I still prefer the wrestling forum because it's what I love to talk about.
I made some good friends here.
The TPWW Natural Born Thrillers
loopydate, PureHatred (MIA

), Loose Cannon, Corkscrewed, Nowhere Man, MVP, Rock Bottom, and El Santo.
NBT runs the wrestling forum along with Funky Fly, The CyNick, Rob Harvey, and KayfabeMan.
During the short lived "Great Interforum Challenge" or whatever it was called the wrestling forum came together and created "Team Legend Killer" or TLK for short. The group was brought together under the leadership of Heyman, LooseCannon, and PureHatred. Other members consisted of myself, AssMan, Wondermouse, Corkscrewed, The CyNick, Vega, and loopydate. We had the best teamwork out of any of the other teams, hell we had our sigs and avatars didn't we?
Unfortunately everyone else just said "fuck it all" and the whole thing just ceased to be.
Here are some of my memorable threads. (They're nothing special really)
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13953
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=14425
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=16151
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=8634
Here are my favorite all time captions (cheap pop).
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Originally Posted by loopydate

After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the " Time Out Chair."
STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by El Santo
Steve Austin meets the head of the WWE's writing staff.
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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)
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So what does the future hold for MVP? Just more good times is all I want (and maybe the TNA World title...hint).
Shout outs: The Natural Born Thrillers, Kane Knight, Funky Fly, Krispy, The CyNick, Heyman, Rob, KayFabe, The Naitch, TRO, Danny Electric, Splaya, Savior, Jonster, el freg, JT Kool, Kapoutman, Zelda, HardKore UK, natureboycv, Sephiroth, Mayo, and Innovator.
Anyway post whatever you want. *Prays that this thread isn't lame
-EDIT- There seems to be a decimal misplacement, 5010 posts.
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7% of posters think MVP is an arrogant asshole for making a thread about himself.
MVP's favorite wrestlers are Chris Jericho, Bret Hart, and Curt Hennig.