Chavo: "I can see my reflection in your head!"
Angle: "Yeah, so what else is new?"
Kurt: "Let Mortal Kombat begin!"
Kurt wasn't aware of it, but Chavo and Eddie were both secretly plotting to steal his wallet. Who steals the wallet first? Tune in next week.
Living proof that a one-legged man CAN win an ass kicking contest...as long as the man's name is Christ Benoit...and his opponent is Johnny Stamboli.
Patrick: "Alright, I'll give you $20 and my autographed Kevin Sullivan love-doll. Deal?"
Chuck: "Not...now...Nick...argh..."
Nunzio: "Um...how bout them Edmonton Oilers....eh? Oh shit...."
The night had finally come when Nick Patrick would unleash his monser on the world...the dreaded...Chununzioit
Heyman (thinking): "I could've sworn I had a hat once..."
Benoit reacts to the trailor for the upcoming "Shave This! A-Train's Greatest Matches" DVD showing on the Titan Tron.
Basham: "Woah....what is that, velvet? This is beeeeaaaauuuutifuuul!"
Basham: "And that's what you get for having hair so light that it almost blends in with the mat color!"
Shaniqua and the Bashams were so stoked at the WWE's decision to carve "Mt. Bashmore" in their image that they just had to give us all a sample pose.
Eddie: "Where you at, ese? I forgot my contacts, holmes!"
Hey, you try holding back a pissed off Eddie Guerrero...
As Chavo sat alone he reflected on the good ol days of Lt. Loco and somewhere in the distance, he heard Pepe calling...
Patrick: "Hey look at me, I'm Tugboat! TOOT TOOT!"
Chavo: "Hey Uncle Eddie, I was just thinking, um, can I bring back Pepe? You know just for one more night?
Eddie: "Damnit Chavito! For the hundredth time ese, no! Ok? And get your thumb outta my ear!"
Rock-Paper-Scissors...Guerrero Style.
(Guy in background): "No Chavo I'm beh-"
Chavo: "Oops..."
Cena reaches desperately for that main event push he's been promised but he just couldn't seem to get that monkey off his back.
If that monkey wouldn't come off when he asked nicely, Cena was prepared to resort to desperate measures.
Man growing a third arm is a bitch.
Vince: "Since the Japanese love the American Hulk Hogan so much, the Americans would HAVE to love a Japanese Hogan just as much. Am I right? You KNOW I'm right, damnit! Ok...tell that Benoit guy he's still not getting pushed and have Rhyno job to a jar of mayonaise this week. Meating adjourned."
The look on the wide-eyed kid in the first row's face said it all...Jamie's investment HAD paid off.
Leave to Hardcore Holly to decapitate a man with a broomshot.
No Coupons Allowed?
Did Hardcore have to use a chair to mimmick Brutus Beefcake and his shears?
Holly (thinking): "Did I leave the stove on?"
Brock: "My head ain't funny lookin! You big...stupid...you!"