[FourFifty]

And now a sober Always450 will take his shot….. well, I had too many of them last night…. B’eh, you know what I mean. Didn’t read them yet, sorry if I stole anyone’s jokes, and just remember- That’s not a bad thing. It’s a good thing!


Eric: No Vince, I’m NOT going to shake your hand. You have a buzzer on it.
Vince: Says who?
Eric: It’s right there, in the palm of your hand.
Vince Is that so? How do you know?
Eric: It’s freakin’ right there in your hand!!!!!! I can see it!!!!!
Vince: Shake it, or you’ll job to Funaki.


“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”


JR: BAHGAWDWASN’TRIGGEDSWERVEIHAVENOLEGITTALENTSORRYFORWASTINGYOURTIMENOSELLSTUNNERBROKEHERINHALF!!!!


There was no way Xtian would believe that HBK was coming to midcard hell, but he couldn’t find the seam in the mask either.


The sad thing is it took two of them to tell us how many credible champions there are right now.


The WWE’s virtual “pull my finger” program doesn’t work on my computer. It said I need Windows 95 or better, so I installed linux.


Not satisfied with merely raising the roof, Maven decides to raise the wall also.


Ric: Keep that bastard away from me!
HHH: I’m trying, Naich, I’m trying!
RKO: YOU SONOFA BITCH! VINCE SCREWED BRET!!!!!


Lita: Ohmigod, Kane, you really loved me, didn’t you? You really wanted to start a family, and now because our baby was lost, you’re crying….
Kane: Thank you, *sniff*God! This angle is over! *Sob* This angle is over! THANK YOU GOD!!!! *sniff*