
Vince: AND the official Stone Cutters underwear.

Eugene: Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Vince: WHAT?! They shall all pay for this!

Christian: Dude I need more of your hair to finish striping my shirt.

It whitens your teeth in only two uses!

WWE's new division. Wire fighting.

Randy: Do I make you Randy, baby? Get it? Randy? Get it?
Ric: Oh yeah.

Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too!