It became apparent that Eric was losing it after he had to sneak a peak at his lines written on
Vince's hand.
OR
Vince had already spit in the hand and was ready to shake, but Eric wasn't so sure he wanted to be bound by so strict a contract.
Vince wasn't too pleased when he finally found himself on the receiving end of HGA.
OR
Having been shot in the cheek by an errant Ass Dart, Vince was in mortal danger. It was up to Eugene "Poison Sucker" Dinsmore to save the day!
Unfortunately for Christy, she had no one to celebrate her Diva Search win with, as the entire audience had used the segment for one massive restroom break.
Christian: "Hey look! I'm a puppeteer!"
*moves Michael's mouth up and down*
"'Look at me! I'm Shawn Michaels! Can you help me find my smile?'" Hahahaahahaha!!!"
OR
Christian's new Granny Cheeks Pincher gimmick was off to a roaring start.
"Like, ohmygosh! We actually got TWO questions right on the alphabet test this time!!!!"
This would prove to be the slowest Finger Poke of Doom in history, but nevertheless, 89 seconds later, the cameraman would be sprawled out on the ground grabbing his face.
On this night, Maven proved his wrestling worthiness and showed up Brock Lesnar by drop kicking Conway AND catching the game-winning touchdown AT THE SAME TIME.
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The withdrawal symptoms were too much. Eventually, Orton had to return to "Daddy Hunter" and "get some lovin'."