How many people does it take to hold down Triple H? ... We're still looking for the answer.
Vince: It is great to be here at the Enzyte Arena...
Trish: Hi, nice to see y---
Kid: I HAVE THE POOOOOWWWWERRRR!!!
Trish: Ech! Why do you reek of glue and Pop-Tarts?!
HHH: You know the man up there... well, HE'S A HOMO!
Vince: God?
JBL: Hitler?
HHH: No, O'Haire.. his cage is up there via the helicopter. What's wrong with you people?!
Torrie: ..Santa Claus??
Vince: Sorry, Stevie. I know your trick. I have seen "Police Academy" many times.
Coach: Sir... Richards is not really invisib-- **random clothesline by Invisible Repo Man!!**