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Old 09-24-2004, 02:32 AM   #4
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Guess the big pics experiment was a failure...


When Kidman saw London slowly disappearing from the feet up as a result of his overpopularity, he figured he'd probably get out of here.


Booker Heidenrape impression, complete with assault and battery, garnered great heat with the fans.


"Hi! I'm Booker T and I'm here to talk about Plug-O Anti-Diahrrea Medicine-- .... I gotta go!"


Kidman botches listening.


Rey was rather shocked when he came face to face with Queen Amidala's Asian stunt double.


Spike gasped in horror and embarrassment when Rey used his incredible telekinetic powers to suddenly remove his pants.


Needless to say, Spike would never ride a sybian again.


RVD: "Whoa!!! So THIS is what it feels like to hold a little guy down! This is kinda cool..."


Taker agreed that the Gangrel chin rest was kinda unique, but unfortunately, it was a bit bulky.


Completely stoned out, Taker failed to prevent Viscera from botching eating a chair.

OR

Even Viscera's most ridiculous stupid face didn't help him in trying to open the E-Z Fold Chair.


Frankly, Al Gore could not imagine how in the world Bush was still leading in the polls.


Heidenreich: "HEY!!! This contract says I get to rape girls too!!! Gimme someone now!!!"
Vince: "Well, I thought Cole was a girl, but if you're looking for one, I think we have someone available...



"No! Pick me! I can take it in the ass just like your Little Johnnie likes!!!


Dawn: "I'm more pathetic looking!"
Moolah: "No I'M more pathic looking!"
Dawn: "No, I'M THE WHORE!!!"


Luther: "Hey, so after the match, we can shower..."
Kurt: "Not now. Brock's watching."


Desperate moments called for desperate measures. Eddie was getting a haircut no matter what!


Luther found out the hard way what happens when you don't get Big Show his midday moose for snack.


Upon discovering Eddie's legendary knee penis, Angle could not help but be fascinated.


Eddie: "Yo ese! Rising above the glass ceiling is just what I--what the? They raised it up??? Dammit!!!!"


Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass.


Unfortunately, he'd gone to the Lita School of Sharpshooting.


Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick.


Kurt Angle was DEFINITELY meticulous when dying hair down to the roots.

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Kurt and Jindrak: "Hahahaha! We were right, and now we have proven that Show is nothing more than a fat, slobbering, molting dog!!!"

OR

The new Big Show Pooper Scooper gave Angle and Jindrak quite a laugh.
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