Apparently making your opponents head disappear now counts for a submission win.
Spike: FOR THE LAST TIME, QUIT STEALING MY TOWELS?
Batista decides to practice for Olympic Torch running by lighting Spike's head on fire.
The Hurricane shows off his new powers by summoning rain into the arena.
Hebner has to remind Jericho that anally penetrating your opponent results in a DQ.
Rosie: Sid Vicious? What's he got to do with this?"
Jericho and Christian stand in disgust at Rosie's display of flashing.
Ref: I'm telling you, you can save a load of cash on your car insurance!!!
Victoria: Shoot this man in the ass!
Stevie: Someone already did that caption.
Victoria: Then shoot him in the crotch!
Stevie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Forgetting about her highlights, Stevie thought Victoria had been shot in the head.
A second later the arena imploded when they inhaled at the exact same time.
The lack of oxygen led Trish to forget there were no ropes over the ring.
Didn't Leonardo draw this once?
Jazz heard about the new "head disappearing submission" rule.
...and Kane comes down to perform the extraction.
RVD shows Charles Robinson how he wants his hair cut.
The overall commentary may have improved by hearing JR and King a third less, but King had to deal with Coach trying to stick his foot down his pants.
Fan: A little black in her! I get it, that's great!
Austin: Hey RVD! I got your rolling thunder right here!
...And RVD proves to be the master of disappearing head moves.
INSERT HGA JOKE HERE
Today on Springer: When former WWE champions attack former WWE referees.
It wasn't the nudity that bothered Jericho, it was the fact that he could still smell Mark Henry's aftershave.
Stealing MY gimmick, Flair comes to the ring with no pants on.
Flair: Do I look THAT stupid when I do that?
Ref: Yes.
Bubba performs a cavity search to find Batista's belt.
The ref wanted to make a call, but he couldn't decide who was doing what to who here.
This wasn't the best time for Bubba and the ref to be swapping fondue recipies.
HBK prepares to mark his territory.
Michaels tries to prove that he doesn't look stupid doing the strut. He fails.