[FourFifty]

Yay for captions! They’ll be captacular! Anywho, didn’t read the others, sorry for any stolen jokes, void where prohibited, no proof of purchase necessary, listen to The Goo Goo Dolls and Our Lady Peace, and all that jazz! This set of captions is done with help from my little sister… Ah, how peaceful. Instead of making fun of each other we make fun of the pictures. How heartwarming! It’s heartwarming, damn it!


Paul: No, Billy, don’t go, wait… I have something for you!
*and moments later the “Chuck and Billy” angle was reborn*


The new tag team of Booker T and Steven Richards started off with some old school heel tactics at the cost of Paul London’s nose.


“Can I really dig that…… sucka….”


Teddy: Now I don’t want you young ruffians entering the prom! You’re not dressed for it, and you’re nothing but trouble!
Billy: Yes Principal Long……


Rey: You’re no Steve Blackman!
Kenzo: Who?


Ref: And now, I give to you… Super Mario Brothers, THREEEEEEE!
Spike: What! That’s no fair! That game hasn’t even come out yet!
*If anyone out there can find a copy of the script for a movie called “The Wizard” I will so cream myself*


I had the same look on my face the first time I played a 16 bit video game system… oh the joy!


What Rey saw on the titantron was a video of Shane-O-Mac and a mule. Rob was too high to realize it wasn’t a hallucination.


The Undertaker proves to the entire world he’s the master of the no sell as he doesn’t react to a moonsault, a head scissors take down, and a bite to the wang.


Taker: Vis… Why are you eating the chair?
Vis: Ric told me that there’s crème filling in it!
Taker:…
Vis:…
Taker: Carry on.


The WWE knew that they couldn’t multi-task JBL when he forgot equipment to sell peanuts to the fans.


Vince: What you did to Cole felt nice, didn’t it.
Heidenrich: Oh yes, it did!
Vince:And I bet Cole didn’t like it.
Heidenrich: No he didn’t, sir!
Vince: NOW IF YOU WANT TO REACH FOR MY LAST COOKIE ONE MORE TIME YOU’LL BE MY COLE, BITCH!!!!


Right now everyone wishes they were Steven Richards.


Ref:


She was so enwrapped with her new copy of Steventeen that when you took it away from her she didn’t realize she wasn’t 17 anymore.


Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.


The last time Eddie ever used a hair product from Rhyno’s bag…


Luther: Hey! There’s only room for one untalented hoss in this ring!
Show: Yes, yes there is.
Luther: …….oh crap……


And on this night Eddie proved himself to be the master of low blows.


*before the show*
Vince: It’s a brilliant ending! Kurt will tranq The Show!
Taz: You expect me to call that match?
Vince: It’s that, or sit out in the crowd.


“You know, that Doom game made it look a lot easier to work one of these things.”


Use #283 for a Big Show match.
Play Cops And Robbers.


Not even with an added injection of caffeine could The Big Show stay awake long enough to view one of his matches.


And this is why Kurt Angle doesn’t have his own make-over show.


Kurt: Ha! Now we’re all members of the funny hair cut club!
Mark: Yeah! The funny hair cu…. Wait a sec….


Kenzo: Mysterio!
Rey: What?
Kenzo: Mysterio!
Rey: Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this guy. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.


RVD: Dude! I think he has been mugged! Somebody find me his wallet!