Triple H: My finger can hold ANYONE down! Anyone wana try me?!
Fan with Shotgun: Yeah, ME...
Triple H: I stand corrected...
Ric: What do you mean I'm not wearing any pants? This is the new fad! Invisipants! WOOOOO!
Trish: God...
Shawn: (Yelling) IF I CAN ONLY HAVE HIM PUT ME IN THE MAIN EVENT EIGHT MORE TIMES, I'D BE HAPPY! (Whispering) That would be great!
Stacy: Uh, Shawn...
Shawn: Oh no... Did I just say the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet again!?
Ric: This red pill tastes funny...
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Trish: Oop... Did I do that?
Coach: Mmm... Farts...
HBK: Raar! Raar! I have claws! I'm a kitty cat!
Dave: I'll give you a hint... It aint no gun!
Triple H needed Goldberg's security after what happened at the WrestleMania press conference...