HHH: MAHONEY!!!
Ric: If you give me your water, I could give you some of HHH's chocolate... NOW GIVE ME BAGALGLAAJFAS!!! ***flops***
HHH: ..That big that Orton could use it as a douche!
**crowd laughs**
Orton: This isn't a roast, H.
HHH: Roast?
Batista really needs a job if he is part-time hand washer at the Bradley Center's bathroom.
HBK: uM, Dave???
Batista: Hold on... I have seen "the Matrix" enough times to do this!
Mahoney is still the man! Just look at Trish and you'll see that.
HHH: oK, Shawn.. you mind not doing your Lita promo impression again?
Batista: I know I am a hand washer.. but why are you an interviewer, Benoit?
DOUBLE VASE ACTION!
note: I did all these in under a minute!