HHH: "If I was running for the president-uh, you would all vote for me-uh, I will hold down George W. Bush-ah, I will hold down John Kerry-ah, and I will hold down Saddam Hussein-ah and Ossama Bin Laden-ah. I, HHH, will save the United States of America. I, the game-uh, will rule the world. Any questions from the audience?"
Fan in audience raises hand.
HHH: "Yeah, you."
Fan: "Are you running for President?"
HHH:
"No."
Flair: "You're making me nervous sitting next to you Trish..."
Trish: "Why because I'm young and beautiful?"
Flair: "No, you're brushing your hand up between my legs. Your husband's not going to be happy when he hears about this."
Vince: Why does HHH always have his hand up?
Shawn: He's the game.
Stacy: Shawn, get your hand off my leg.
Randy: HHH has bad breath that I can smell it over here.
Flair: You look like Steve Urcle with those glasses on.
Batista: If you hold my hand so I won't fall and say "Did I do that!!!"
Batista: "Look, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's HHH holding down the presidential campaign."
Coach: "I still can't see whether she's Pam Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith."
Shawn: "You see this hand, this is a new move of mine, and no it's not the Mandible Claw that Mick Foley has. It's called the Cat Scratch."
Batista: "If you make fun of my glasses one more time, I'm going to give you something to laugh about."
Black guy on left: Oh no, HHH walked by me.
Guy on the right: This is bad news, he's holding our jobs down. We're fired.
HHH thinking to himself: "What the hell are these guys talking about?"