Now now, Gene, no need for that prune face...
Gene pulls off his finisher, which is a headlock while he stuffs a snake into his opponent's mouth...
Ref: Break it down boys! These are some hot beats! Snap!
All the ECW champion do was watch, because, well, he was out of work...
Christy: Heh, I bet Carmella wouldnt have done half the stuff I did today...
Worst. Rendition of "I Will Always Love You". Ever.
Eugene: Ha ha! Hahahaha! I'm gonna cut off my tongue! Hahahaha!
Guy: Kill me now...
Eugene: Okay! **Stabs him** HAHAHAHAHA! I DID IT! HAHAHAHA!
Eric Bischoff pulls off the "Fart from Hell" and kills him.
Triple H: Woah... That's pretty big... **Looks down**
Ric, do your thing...
Ric: Way ahead of you...
Orton was already dead, being hung up by the shard of glass. Ric just wanted to rub it in...
Dave: Stevie... What happened!?... Yeah... Yeah... THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Triple H:
**Holds up belt then bolts**
Ric: You cant tell me what to do... You're not my father! **Stumbles around**
Triple H: Jesus! How many of those drinks did he have!?
Batista: None, he's been acting like this all day...
Ric: I'm just kiddin man, I loooove you....