Didn't read anyone else's...
"What is it? What do you smell?"-"Man Flesh"
Snitsky: What? I'm choking Val Venis to death? That may be... But IT'S NOT MY FAULT. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ref: He can't help it. It's called a match...
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT!
Moments before: Val Venis latches onto Snitsky's leg like a little kid.
Snitsky: AHHH! Get it off! Get it off!
Christy: They thought I would mind getting stripped down to my bra and panties? They must be stupid! I mean... I've been coming out here week in and week out in bikinis... what's the big difference?
Eric Bischoff is so powerful that the wind created by his kick was enough to reel Mr. Blue Shirt.
Ric: Uhhh... Randy? You can stop humping my foot now.
Randy: RKO! RKO! RKO!
Batista: By God... I have hands!