
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Snitsky: Damn it, Val! If we don't do this and get that MMazing bar, I'll kill ya!
Venis: Hellloooo.... Twizzller...ugh!

Snitsky: Crap! Random Lita impression!
Venis: Crap! O'Haire is still up there?!
Ref: ...Val Venis is still here???

Mordecai and Honky Tonk Man look on from the crowd to see some wrestli... um, nevermind...

JR: bAWgAWD You go girl!

There was more of this scene but this isn't Howard Stern and we already know Trish can take down a bigger one...

Eugene: BRUTUS BEEFCAKE... CUT HAIR... AND THAT WAS IT...
Guy (looking at Titantron): ...This isn't "Queer Eye"!

Fei-long really let himself go..

Orton: GUUUH?!!
hhh: Did you get the spider??
Ric: Got it. WHOOOOOO!!.. **flops**
JR: .......BAwGaWD! ArachnophobiastarringJeffDaniels!

Signs you have a foot fetish...

hhh: Anyone dropped this?
RKO: ...I did...nevermind...
Batista: I love you, Stevie Richards' sister!

HHH: I can see the Arc of the Covenent from here.. Let's go!
Ric: ...Indiana Jones... you are an overrated stuntman who ...HATES snakes...hehe.. as for Bret..
**Foley comes from under the ring to beat Flair down...**
Bret: (watching on TV): THANK YOU!
end.