09-28-2004, 03:33 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Gene does his “Triple H when he doesn’t have the world title” impersonation.

In the locker room, Hidenrich is sad because he’s not there.
In Minnesota, Brock is about to have a heart attack.

Try as he might, Gene has nothing on Luke and Butch.

“No Steve! Don’t! I love you, honest!”

Lita: Oh no! I botched being in the ring, and they sent my untrained stunt double in there!

“I lost 145lbs, all thanks to The Simon System!”

Man In Chair: So this is where I’ll be when my diarrhea acts up….

FORCE KICK!

Better than Gene, but still not Bushwhacker quality.

Randy: OUUUUCH! Naich, you’re supposed to go for my side and I catch your leg! Who taught you how to do an enzurgi?
Naich: Lita.

She can’t act, she can’t wrestle, she can’t cut a promo… and now Lita proves to us that she can’t even press the “on” button on the Titantron.

HHH and Batista: Y-M-C-A!
Naich: You, in the front row, the one dancing with HHH and Dave, you’re a homo!
 
Christy: You mean this WASN’T a talent show?!?!?!?! Just pointless T&A?
Pointless T’n’A…. I can do that…. I LOVE TNA!!!
Vince: :foc:
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