[FourFifty]

“I would like to announce the winner of the “Front Row Ticket” contest to Taboo Tuesday… Brock Lesnar!”


Ric: IEEEEEEEE! Okay, okay, okay! Let go! Your nails! OUCHHHHHH!!!!!
Trish: Promise not to ask if I want to ride Space Mountain again?
Ric: Possibly!
Trish: Well, looks like that’s the best answer I’ll get.
*15 mins later*
Ric: So, Trish, wanna ride Space Mountain?


For some reason the crowd thought that this was too formal of a set up for WWE Karaoke Night.


Ric: It’s good to see you here Dave… Why are you here?
Batista: The buffet.


Batista: Stop screaming at my tie!
Rico: Oh come on! I know blind people who have better color sense! That tie clashes with itself for crying out loud!


She made fun of his sunglasses.
He replaced her lip balm with Rhyno’s.
They’re now even.


“Get….closer…..to…..me……If…..Luke…..Can…..Do…..It……So…..Can…..I…..”


Batista: You’re not here to make fun of my tie also, right?
Dude:…..lemme move onto the next person….