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(*early December*)
Vince: Boy oh boy, I can't wait to get this Benoit vs Lesnar feud going; it's going to be great!
Low Rumbling Voice from Seemingly Nowhere: Viiiiiince.....Viiiiiince....
Vince: (*cowering*) .......yes, Satan?
Satan: It's time for you to hold up on the bargain....
Vince: B-b-but ratings are still down! Why do I need to sacrifice a main event spot when you haven't kept your part?!
Satan: SILENCE, MORTAL! You will give one of my minions a main event program, or suffer!
Vince: But.....Hunter already has the Title.
Satan: There is another of which I speak.
Vince: No, not---oh God, no! Not him!
(*Holly walks into the room*)
Holly: Oh, uh, hiya boss!
Vince: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! All right, damn your black heart, Holly gets the shot.
Satan: Ummm....actually, I meant Ultimo Drag--
Vince: Curse you and your foul ways, serpent! But if I must give the shot to Hardcore Holly, then I must.
Satan: You're not even listening to me, I said Ult--
Vince: Oh, I rue the day I forever damned myself to this fate! Fine, take the shot, Holly! Take the damned shot!!!!
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