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Lita: ... And Bradshaw, I will take that suspender away from you and beat you with it! Yeah! I'm gonna be champ! I'm gonna be...
**Vince's music hits**
Vince: What in the FUCK... You arent going after the WWE title, you arent a heavyweight, or male for that matter, and you arent even on SmackDown!... What the fuck Lita!?
Lita: Oh, you mean this isnt a dream?
Vince: Wha... NO THIS ISNT A DREAM, GET OUT OF MY.... **Pause** Actually... Next week on SmackDown!, there will be an interpromotional title match! JBL vs. Lita!
**The next week**
Cole: OH MY GOD! LITA IS THE CHAMPION!
JBL: Oh come on, even I know I dont deserve the title, but HER!?
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