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*Kane comes from the back with a towel over his head*
Jerry Lawler: It's Kane! Where's Lita?! I want Lita! Puppies!!
JR: You and Matt Hardy are the only two I know who could want Lita...
*Kane steps into the ring and throws the towel of his head to reveal... HIDEOUS BURNS!*
JR: BAHGAWD!! He's hideous! What's the meaning of this?! I thought it turned out that Kane really didn't have burns!
*Kane grabs a microphone*
Kane: Thaaaaat's right eveeeeerybody! THIS is the reeeeeeaaaaal me! *heavy breathing* I know. You though I was NOOORMAL. Weeeell... *heavy breathing* You were wrooong. You seeeee... I.... have MERELY been weeeearing make up these past few moooonths. To cover my BURNS. NO LONGER! *heavy breathing*
Annnnnnd.... thaaat's not ALL. You seeee... in ADDITION.... this isn't reeeealy my voice. It's DUBBED! *heavy breathing* NO LONGER!!
*Kane pulls an electronic thingy out of nowhere and holds it to his neck*
Kane: *in electronic voice* I am monster again. ARRRRRRG!!! I will light you all on FIRE!
JR: BAHGAWD!!!!
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*next week, Kane comes out without any burns and takes up the microphone*
Kane: I'm sorry. I lied. This is the real me. I also like classical music now. Hit my music!
*Beethoven's 9th symphony plays over the PA*
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