Triple H (Rapping): Yeah... Yeah... We are the men in black!
(Flair tells lame joke)
Hunter: Hahahah... Uh, Naich, is your face melting?
Ric: Wha? OH NO! It's happening again! No Blanket! Dont run away!
Belty: Who the FUCK are you!?
Shawn Michaels' Ice Capades didnt go over too well with the NY crowd, evident by the smoke bombs in the background...
Christian: I'M HUNGRY! RANDOM PACMAN! WAKA WAKA WAKA **MUNCH**!
HBK: AHH! MY EAR!
No one was laughing at HBK's "severed arm" gag...
Todd: Lita, we all know what happened a few weeks ago on RAW... Can you please enlighten us?
Lita: What?
Todd: I said can you...
Lita: What?
Todd: Are y...
Lita: What?
And thus, Lita botches hearing...
Gene even needed que cards for his name
God Undertaker got fat... Looks like he found the cream filling...
The Gene Snitsky Recliner wasnt exactly a pleasurable experience...
Kane: OH GOD DAMN IT LITA!
And thus, Lita botches telling Kane about her period...
TITTIE TWISTER FROM HELL!
Randy: I LOVE YOU JUSTINNNNN! **Girlie scream**
Candid pictures of what Triple H wakes up to each morning...
Even with Carmella's third boob, the fans hated her...
Christy (Thinking): What am I doing here?!
Eugene (Thinking): I better get some of those chewie balloons tonight!
Rosie's attire shows us which way Hurricane will be going... Down, and a little to the left...
Eric: That's right Regal, you get to clean out Modi's cage...
Regal: Eh...
Christian: Bet you'll have loads of fun there, huh Reg?
Regal: Shut up you little tosser, you're doing O'Haire's...
Christian: Wha? Bu... Ahh FUCK!
O'Haire: He's not telling you anything you dont already know...
The new Stacy Keibler water gun was a big hit with 20-30 year olds... Wrong demographic, but WWE didn't care...
Where will you be when your uncontrollable bladder acts up?
Shelton: You like the looks of THIS!? **Whips "It" Out**
Rhyno: My god... It's so big!
Shelton: Yeah, I bought it down at Walmart... Not a bad price, either...
Jericho and Hunter: RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
RANDOM MATRIX STOPPAGE!
Steve Austin makes his triumphant return... Only to be beaten up by Jeff Jarrette...
For the first time in history, the glass ceiling is revealed... And it's been an invisible piece of wood all along...