HHH thinking to himself: Yeah this is what it is to be king
HHH could not help but laugh at the "I'm HHH's bitch" sign on the back of Ric Flair
Belty: Hey your not HHH. Oh well, you won't have a chance to own me for 30-40 years.
Edge: By then I'll be retired
Belty: I know, Snitsky will see the title before you, Edgeward
Edge: That is not my name
:foc:
Shawn was trying so hard but he just couldn't hold up the titan tron any longer as the fireworks were shooting into his hands and burning them, causing him to almost drop the Tron.
Shawn: What's that thing I can barely feel.
Xtian: That's my.....
Shawn: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Michaels was pissed when he saw a fan member holding up the sign "Michaels hit a Christian"
Josh was staring at Lita's eyes but Lita botched the eye staring contest by staring at Josh's tie.
Everyone was convinced that Gene was going to reveal that he had found Kane's baby, and everyone thought there was a Kane mask in the baby carriage.
Snitsky: It's.............NOT.............MY..........FAULT.........
PIPEY: YES IT IS.
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
McMahon watching in the back: Let's push this guy to the moon.
Snitsky: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Kane: What the hell is up with people doing this
This is a result when you get to close to Lita during that time of the month, as she botched using the Tampon
Orton stuck his 2 fingers into Flair's chests like in the Matrix in an attempt to make his own Orton Clone.
Orton was pissed as hell when Flair had security come out to take him away, and then he was confused as hell when he saw the Road Dogg Jesse James lying on the rampway
Eugene had heard the only way he was going to keep his job was to join the Vince Mcmahon ass kissing club. So he puckered up and hoped for the best.
Why the Fuck is Carmella still on our TV's
Eugene kissed Christy thinking he was kissing Mr McMahon's ass....
and was shocked as hell when Mr. Mcmahon's ass starting kissing him back.
Rosey used his super hero powers to do his move in the speed of warp drive. (The Ref and Hurricane's feet give this away)
Eric: So anyways the fans think we are letting them vote for Jericho's opponent. But we are really just going to give it to Christian
Xtian: That's right baby
Regal: What are you doing you bloody asshole
Eric: Hey, go back to Heat
REgal: How did you know I was on Heat this week
Eric: Your wearing a PPV t-shirt
Longest Legs Ever
Stacey: Eat my foot dammit
Molly: Your looking hot Stace.
Stace:
HHH: Now Earl, your sure Vince said I had to suck you off to keep my job
Earl: Yeah
Jericho: Whatever just go get it Tiger.
Rhyno looks up at the stage as he realizes the Titan Tron is showing Chuck Palumbo just across from him.
Jericho: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or
Rosey: It's the money shot, Val.
Val: No your opponent has to be on the ground.
Rosey: But look at Jericho
Val
This is how Raw should end every week. The only question was, Where was Snitsky?
The man, plain and simple.