Agent Hunter: "It appears... that I now own... the title... again... Mr... CANDIDO!!!"
Benoit: (offscreen) "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
The crowd wasn't too enthused by Flair's new puppet, Mr. Right Hand, but since HHH ate it up, the segment stayed.
Edge: "AHA! Now I have your precious world ti--what the?! WCW Championship??? Ah crap." *throws into trash*
Michaels: "Behold my awesome Jesus powers! I am FILLED with Christ love!!!"
Shawn knew there was something wrong with Mr. Renfield, but he couldn't quite figure out what it was.
(rep for the allusion)
It was bad enough he'd lost his pants... did the ref really have to chain him to a rack and raise him up in full exposure?
Lita: "Something's missing."
Todd: "Missing?"
Lita: "In the bedroom."
Todd: "In the WHERE?!"
Lita: ...
Todd: ...
Lita: ...
Todd: "Isn't the Trojan Man suppose to gallop in?"
Lita: "I dunno. I gave him directions to this place last week..."
It took a basic biology lesson, but at last, the fans could finally understand how they'd spliced Undertaker, Earthquake, and some random buff guy's genes together to produce the ProtoHoss.
Pipe: "Hey, you were supposed to mail me to the North Koreans last week! Now when are they gonna get their uranium?"
Snitsky: "It's NOT MY FAULT!!!"
The neck wrench was painful enough, but what really disturbed Kane was that thing poking his right shoulder.
Not satisfied with invisible crucifixion, Triple H resorts to scalping.
Flair was so stoked by Orton's awesome air guitar display he shit his pants.
Things spiralled out of control on the Jerry Springer Show when Triple H revealed he'd been cheating on Randy with Stevie.
Eugene's chimpanzee impression was always a hit at the parties.
Christy: "So where's the other FF X-2 chick?"
Carmella: "I dunno. She found out the only way her heart will go."
It was a touching moment until their braces got stuck.
Christy was certainly proving the ringside fan's sign to be right, and at this moment, Eugene was also glad he'd convinced Christy that he was a cover.
RC Cola Man: "Sprite SUCKS, bitch!"
Everyone: "What do you mean, 'Rigged?'"
Stevie: "Ah... it's good to be king."
It was awfully hard to do the high leg choke and keep a straight face when Stevie was fingering you...
Jericho: "Holy CRAP! So THIS is how you hold people down!"
Triple H: "What the hell?!"
In a spectacular event, Triple H manages to sever Jericho's right calf off his leg in trying to break the submission hold.
Seconds later, in amazing display, Jericho would transform into the Archangel and take out the entire arena.
Triple H (in back): "Hey Vince check this out... Glass Ceiling Lowerer, GO!"
Vince:
No one knew why Orton was carrying a gigantic xylophone, but damn if he didn't make it look cool.