In an attept to recover lost ratings, the WWE decides to lock their two worst employees in the basement to guard a bee while Raw is broadcasted....
Flair: Hey, Trips....where's the bee?
HHH: Cool it man, my title is covered in honey.
As you can see in this photo, they've misspelled "Anti-charasmatic".
Christian: "I'm main event! Finally my dream has come true! Now if HBK will just job to me I'll win my first match against a main eventer!!!!"
HBK: "FE...FI...FO...FUM!!! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CANADIAN!!!"
The new WWE date simulator simulates what would happen on a date with Lita and Todd Grisham.
Todd: BUH...
Lita:FUH...
Todd: DUH.....
Lita: I bet all my money on the Cubs winning the world series....
Todd: FUH.....
Gene: It's.....Not.....My......Fff--. Dammit, why'd they write my lines so small on this thing?!?"