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You know you watch too much wrestling when..............
1. You make a thread/post in a thread about signs of watching too much wrestling.
2. When your boss fires you call him a sellout.
3. Whenever you enter a room you need your own titantron video and music and someone to announce your name.
4. When you miss something big [take a wedding/barmitzfa/Graduation] to watch a Raw or Smackdown.
5. You spend every waking moment of the day watching wrestling 24/7
6. You sell your house/apartment just to get Wrestlemania tickets.
7. You wear wrestling shirts in public and actually think it's the coolest thing to wear.
8. You make your bedroom an exact replica of your own WWE locker room.
9. Frequent phone calls to Vince.
10. WWE headquarters finds you sneaking around their headquarters numerous times.
11. You own every wrestling tape known to man.
12. You make your own pay per view dream cards.
That's about it from me.
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