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**El Santo** · 10-08-2004, 07:45 PM

- When you actually argue with anyone that Donald Trump stole the phrase "You're fired" from Vince McMahon.

- When you're at church, helping to stack up the chairs, and you must resist the urge to whack one over the head of the guy next to you.

- When your friends discuss the potential villains for "Spider-Man 3", and your mind starts to wander whenever they mention "Mysterio", "Rhino", or "Brock".

- Ditto for whenever your girlfriend suggest renting "Dinner with Andre".

- Ditto for whenever someone's talking about the Sean Connery/Nicolas Cage movie "The Rock".

- If you have ever posed in the mirror with your shirt open and have struck "The Rock" pose.

- If you've ever burned a CD with one copy of ICP's "Oddities" theme and TWO copies of the exact same Undertaker-Ministry Theme... because, darn it, it's such a pain rewinding that CD, you know?

- If you've ever used the phrase "stylin' and profilin'" in normal everyday conversation.

- If you've ever botched imitating a wrestler so badly that your friends are pretty sure you're imitating a gay man. (Honestly. Try doing a Dusty Rhodes impersonation and you'll see what I mean.)

- Everytime you get on top of a ladder, you start to wonder how cool it would be to do an elbow drop.

All of the above, by the way, I can say have been done by either myself or friends who are are also wrestling fans.

10-08-2004, 07:45 PM	#32
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	- When you actually argue with anyone that Donald Trump stole the phrase "You're fired" from Vince McMahon. - When you're at church, helping to stack up the chairs, and you must resist the urge to whack one over the head of the guy next to you. - When your friends discuss the potential villains for "Spider-Man 3", and your mind starts to wander whenever they mention "Mysterio", "Rhino", or "Brock". - Ditto for whenever your girlfriend suggest renting "Dinner with Andre". - Ditto for whenever someone's talking about the Sean Connery/Nicolas Cage movie "The Rock". - If you have ever posed in the mirror with your shirt open and have struck "The Rock" pose. - If you've ever burned a CD with one copy of ICP's "Oddities" theme and TWO copies of the exact same Undertaker-Ministry Theme... because, darn it, it's such a pain rewinding that CD, you know? - If you've ever used the phrase "stylin' and profilin'" in normal everyday conversation. - If you've ever botched imitating a wrestler so badly that your friends are pretty sure you're imitating a gay man. (Honestly. Try doing a Dusty Rhodes impersonation and you'll see what I mean.) - Everytime you get on top of a ladder, you start to wonder how cool it would be to do an elbow drop. All of the above, by the way, I can say have been done by either myself or friends who are are also wrestling fans.