A rare captioning appearance by yours truly
After spitting on Cena did little to generate heat, Carlito used the oldest trick in the book: show the crowd that you're going commando.
Rey froze in terror, even though he wanted to warn Rene that someone behind him was going to take the advice on his tights.
Show: IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CUE BALL!
..more like a polished bowling ball really.
Jindrak freezes mid-dropkick as he sees the Hindenburg II about to make its first ever landing.
Angle: But really, its made of 100% iron ore, and painted with the finest enamel known to man!
Show: THE SIGN SAYS NO DOOR TO DOOR SALESMEN!
Joey Radd's didn't react well after he seeing his penis all over the internet.
(sorry I went there
)
This image from an ultra rapid camera catches the instant before Cena hits CCC after holding onto the rope and stretching it back 100 feet for impact.
Cool: Okay joo can take the belt off me, man.
Ref: I seem to be having a bit of trouble with the clasps.
Cool: Don't have much experience with ladies bras, eh? Thas not cool.
Cool: *to hot chick in crowd* I'm a prisoner of your love, baby.
Chick: Get bent.
Cool: Didn't I tell you man? I had this title victory
locked up