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Kane - Masked Man out to destroy the Undertaker. Horribly scarred, most of his body covered up except for one arm, and vocal cords destroyed.
Kane - Suddenly falls in love with Tori (long since gone from teh WWF/E). Also falls in love with X-pac. Softer side coming out. Lot's of hugging between Kane and X-pac in the ring. His new ring attire has both arms uncovered-the burns have healed on his arm, apparently. No longer controls fire, but giant red lightning bolts.
Kane - Post-Xpac and Tori. Angry again at Undertaker. They battle for a while, then they become best friends and tag team for a while. Then they fight some more. Then, for no apparent reason, Kane decides to fight Austin. Austin destroys the monster, who no longer has a softer side.
Kane - Post-Austin. Kane can speak! It's a miracle. Although his vocal cords were irreparably damaged in the fire that killed his parents (but not really, since he turns out to Paul Bearer's bastard son...I think...maybe?) when he was a small child. Oh, it turns out that he also apparently was dating a girl in his younger days. Of course, according to his initial story, he was burned alive and left for dead when he was a child. It must have been a young romance....:/
Kane - HIS MASK IS GONE, and his skin isn't burned - only blackened by eyeshadow! Wow! I can't believe it! After all these years, all he was hiding was a bald head and eye-shadow. You silly, silly man. No one cares if you wear women's makeup - being metrosexual is a-ok in all of our books.
Kane - He's a maniac again and this time he got Lita pregnant. Lot's of jokes about his burnt member...but judging from past experience, I tend to believe his penis is simply covered in a thick coating of eyeshadow. He's since gone from metrosexual to straight-edge, wiping the makeup off his face. I bet so he can keep his tough guy "I was burned and although I didn't heal over the course of my entire life, being in the WWE made my healing accelerate so much that wounds that didn't heal over 30 years magically healed in 3 years" image. WWE should really consider opening up a day-spa if people get these types of results.
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