Vince: ... So this is where I will be when my explosive diarrhea acts up...
Trish: KICK YOUR KNEES!
Stacy (Crying): It's POINT TO YOUR knees
Trish: I know
The RAW divas were having an okay time... Not bad... Not great... Just okay... However, Lita, on the other hand, botched staying visible, and was having a great time flirting with the broom stick...
Conway: OOOO! Watch it Nick... That's a tender area!
Eugene: Who's Nic... EWWW! Don't you wipe!?
Conway:
Regal: Oooo Yeah! I'm the Macho Man!
Eugene: Hahaha! Hahahaha! We did it! Hahahahaha!
Ref: Shit these guys are tall...
Regal: ADRIAN! I DID IT! ADRIAN!
It's official, Regal has the biggest suck up mouth...
Worst... Swanton Bomb... Ever...
Batista: YEAH! I'M CHAM...
Ref (In Batista's ear): That's not till next Tuesday...
Batista: Oh... I mean... I'M GONNA BE CHAMPION! YEAH! VINCE PICKED M...
Ref (Yelling): IN CHARACTER, DUMBASS!
Batista: I'm telling Hunter on you
Vince: Lets see... Old man, check... Four young ladies, check... Reading material, check... It's times like these I ponder returning to an on-air role...
Eugene: Are you my mommy?
Girl on right: Yeah, and you've been a bad boy
Eugene: I cleaned up my toys today, honest!
Girls:
(All girls back away slowly)
Kane loved watching his Male Breast Feeding with Gene Snitsky DVD...
Kane: DO THE FLAIR FLOP!.... That's better RC Cola Man...
Medic in back: He may be seriously injured...
Vince: Val is STIFF as a BOARD!
Medic: He may not recover...
Vince: Val is STRAPPED down!
Medic: He may not pull through...
Vince: Val is FLIRTING with... What'd you say?
The new Chris Benoit Action Figure! Now with push dropping, face flopping action!
Edge: You're sweaty... **Odd grin**
Benoit: Yeeaahh...
Edge: You must be HOT by the looks of it...
Benoit: Uh... Bye... **Runs away**
Edge: HA!
DOUBLE you can't see me!
HBK: That... Didnt... Feel... Goooood.... Uh...