O'Haire watched on from his new cage the reaction of Gangrel to silver metal.
George Costanza: Have you ever seen Trish dance?
Jerry: Oh,no.
The ladies had been in awe for abit now. No woman can resist the power of poetry by... HEI-DEN-RECIH!
Regal: Off to TNA with your talents, Conway! ...wait..
**RANDOM SCORPION TELEPORT PUNCH TO EUGENE! **
Regal: IN YOUR FACE, O'HAIRE!
O'Haire: Fuck you!
Ref: ..omg... I'm standing next to Jake the Snake...
Ref: ..So you're saying that the Sox will take the series this year?
God: I don't work miracles, kid.. um, forget it. Now give my your Snickers bar!
AND THIS YEAR, ROB CONWAY IS GOING TO KILL... BILL... regal.
JR: BAWGAWD JERICHO'S RAISING THE ROOF!
Batista: HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE GREATEST FEELING! WOO!! Whadaya think, J?!
Jericho: ....
Batista: Yeah, I agree, ma.. OMG IS THAT MR. BEAN?!
King: ..And this fellow, aptly named 'Dennis the Menace', is always ruining Mr. Wilson's garden. Thus the nickname.. Menace. Now about Family Circus..
Girls: Come, take a bath with us. We are so lonely. We have never had a man around..
EUGENE: uuuuUmmM...I MUST FIND THE HOLY GRAIL! EHH!!! (runs like bat out of hell)
Girl: ...shit!
No matter how hard Kane tried, the attempt to do a vase with Snitsky always failed.
Kane can pick up any loose trash with his new friend: The Swiffer Vacuum.
Medic: People, does he have a name?
Crowd: Umm... I dunno.. never seen him before.. I think he's new..
A fan from crowd: ...WITCH! HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
Crowd: BURN HIM!!
Test: Phew.. glad I didn't go out there..
Earl: NoNo.. THIS is more like a Y !
HHH: Jim Cavaziel??.. I mean, Jesu-- **HEADBUTT'D**
Benoit: Sorry, Adam, but I have to tell you: you have barely to no talent and well, what saves you is your mic skills. So I think..
Edge: (thinking).. Shit.. a power pellet... RANDOM PACMAN!! BAKA BAKA BAKA!!
Edgeward: COME AND GET ME, YOU PELLET-EATING GHOST BASTARDS!
Benoit: So.. that's what.. they look like .. with out the sheets.. EYYESS... **flop**
After a night with Heidenreich, you'll never feel the same again!
END.