As usual I didn't read anyone else's before doing this.

When Spiders invaded the arena they had no choice but to set it on fire.

Stacy and Trish take bad dancing to a new level.

Noooo! Lita! Stay away! Please!

Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Jericho over!
Jericho: Here I go! Time to add undisputed Red Rover champion to my list!

Eugene: I'm BRITISH! Ha ha ha ha!
Regal: Cheerio, cheerio.

Man gets hit in groin with flaaaagpole.
Homer: Ha ha ha ha! This contest is over! Give that man the prize!

Tomko looking up at Jericho: Are you my cousin Billy?
Jericho: Do you want me to be?
Tomko: *nod*
Jericho: I'm not.

If you stare at this picture long enough it turns into an optical illusion!

In order to get young people more involved in politics, WWE introduced their new segment: Jerry Lawler reads from the news.

I seriously don't remember seeing this.

Snitsky: WTF Kane! I'm busy breastfeeding my baby! Whachu lookin' at?
Kane: It's not my f-
Snitsky: HEY!

Kane: RC Cola better than Pepsi MY ASS!

Val Venis wiped out while ramp surfing.

HHH: What the hell?! This is the only picture I'm in this week? you can't even see my face! VIIIINCE!
Bentoit: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...

Low blows for all! DING!