Hey y'all.
It's been a while, so these'll probably suck more than a group of hookers at a Dyson factory.
Carlito: Get up, John. We're having a match.
Cena: Nah...no point.
Carlito: This is my big break, man!
Cena: That's what you think. Give it 8 weeks and you'll be back at OVW having matches with Matt Monroe, and being Shanique's bitch.
Rey despaired when he discovered that even a 619 to the nuts won't stop a french-canadian who thinks he's on a sinking Titanic.
Big Show gave the commentators the new name for his latest move, 'The Side Order' when he told a guy in the audience to go get him 18 portions of fries, 9 portions of onion rings and a diet coke.
Jindrak slips on Carlito's banana skin.
WHAD'YA MEAN THERE's NO DIET COKE!?!?!?!?!
It's been a while since Cena delivered a decent F-U, so understandably things went a bit pear-shaped.
Cena slips on Carlito's banana skin.
Carlito: Big Show sent me out to collect his fries.
Brian: Wait! I haven't got the weight-lifting belt on.
I'm Afro-can-American....get it?
Carlito: Hey.....you're a funny guy, but you need to stop landing paper airoplanes in my hair, man. It's not cool!