Teddy: So, yes, this meeting was just to show you my new Chocobo.. um, sorry about he left on your shoe, Eddie.
Eddie: Oh.. so that's what it was.. CAN I HAVE A BREAK, NOW??
Dawn Marie: So, that's what you've been doing behind my back!
Haas: I swear I was only with the ref and the baby xylophone.. the guy in black just likes to watch.
Reigns: You know.. if Hurricane and Lance Storm was here with us.. it would be a FFFFUNNNNY pic.. HAHAHA!! ..Here's a sausage.
Sun Girls: ......
Angle: AHH! Where does this seem familia-- AH! TRIPLE H FLASHBACK! **hand shakes**
Angle: Just as I suspected.. NIKES!
It did have a fist.. so why was it a surprise that the set had a mouth too?
Set: Feed me talent!
Rey: NOO!!!
CCC: I am a political prisoner! Do you know who my dad is?
Rey: Razor Ramon?
CCC: No! It's C--
Rey: The robot clown from Pee-wee's Big Adventure?
CCC: No, chico! Car-
Rey: Scott Hal.. wait, I already said ..
CCC: ...
FUN QUIZ: WHICH ONE OF THE OBJECTS IN JBL'S HANDS SHOULD NOT BE IN HIS POSSESSION.. EVER ??
Patterson: ...Gee, where does this look familiar??
Almost everyone on Raw: We know!
CCC: Time to make you my daddy!
Ref: **BRAVES CHANT**
CCC: Stop that! **runs to back, Heiden-hissy fit ensues**
CCC: I.. not from Boston.. idiot! Now, STOP THROWING ROCKS, REF!
OR
JR: ...oh.. ahem.. **sips from a chardonnay glass**..ahem...BAHGAWD FIGURE FOUR!
Reigns: Get it? 'Hurricane'?? 'Lance Storm' ?? THEY'RE BOTH NEGLECTED TALENT! HAHA!
Eddie: Yeah, I know all about that.. right, Referee Justin Timberlake?
Ref: Word!
It didn't help the match when the ref wanted to GORE the fighters. It also didn't help that the White Rider Mordecai was in his cage listening to the Best of Air Supply. Hell, it also doesn't help if Luther is in the match either.
Luther: Hello, son. What's it like to be an all-American?
Guerrero: I gotta pee.
Jindrak: UH.. OH!
end.. at last.