Long: Before we get started tonight, there are a few things that we need to address. First, someone in the locker room is not flushing, there has been numerous complaints. When I find out who it is you will job to Rico. Second, due to budget cutbacks there will no longer be juice and cookies served after naptime...
The bad news is your girlfriends breast implant just exploded. The good news is you saved 20% on your car insurance.
You girls have a lovely bunch of coconuts...big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
La Luchador...cool.
Beating Kurt Angle...cool.
Making fun of Carlito's purple trunks...not cool.