Eddie just couldn't understand why Vince brought back Scott Hall to team up with Repo-I.R.S. man
The guy in the crowd didn't care about looking at Dawn Marie's ass as he was enjoying being fondled by the Bubba Ray Dudley impersonator.
Reigns: So I says to the guy, "Gimme back my swiss cheese and go back to the Circus!".
Girls: Sir, are you supposed to be drinking on the job?
Reigns: Wow, six suns! It's getting hot in here!
*girls slowly back away*
Angle knew that he should have used Super Poly Grip on his dentures.
Worst. Number 4. Ever.
The Baldimate Warrior made a rather unsuccessful debut.
CCC: Dude, why is your left hand so long and white?
Rey: I had a horrible accident where my house burned down. That is why I wear this mask as well.
CCC: I know I'm new here, but didn't they do this angle before?
OR
The usual Smackdown equation was satisfied: 1 talented cruiserweight = 1 crappy announcer.
The newest spokesperson for Viagra wasn't exactly the best choice.
Ref: God damn. That sure is one good looking 'h'.
Cheech Marin had turned a new leaf; after making a mockery of his Latino heritage for a long time, he tried stopping others to make the same mistake.
CCC: I still can't hear the ocean, mang.
Rey: Listen a bit more closely.
Ref: Rookies
Brian Hebner was definitely better at the skeleton knees dance than his dad.
The culmination of the marks' frustration with JBL as champ resulted in such an explosion of energy that sent Eddie flying back into the ring.
The Rock and Val Venis were REALLY glad to see Eddie in their Smackdown debuts.