Brock: Ha! While everyone is eating their belts, I’m going to save mine for desert!
So Chavo didn’t save Eddie when he was being brutalized after the match. This was predictable. Nick Patrick took it upon himself to start a match between him and his arm to spice things up a little bit.
Kurt: Come on Eddie! Smile! You’re getting pushed! You’ll be more loved by the fans than originally planned!
Eddie: Shut up Kurt…
Kurt: But pretty soon you’ll be more popular than you ever thought!
Eddie: Shut Up Kurt!
Kurt: Pretty soon they’ll make an Eddie DVD, more Eddie action figures, an Eddie “desire” video, an Eddie love wand…
Chavo: What about me, holmes?
Kurt: an Eddie biography, behind the life of Eddie on Confidential, an Eddie burger, and maybe even a new shirt!
Eddie: SHUT THE FUCK UP KURT!
Kurt: You’ll be a hit!
Sean (from his cage): Kurt, shut up. If you get more popular than Vince McMachon wants you too, he’ll either get rid of you. I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.
Brock:
(after the Billy Gunn clip of the Smoking Gunns beating The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Sparkplug” Holly) Hardcore Holly was THAT small?
Holly: Shut up, Lesnar!
Brock: But you were tiny!!!!
Holly: And you were a nerd, and I have proof!
Brock: No! Holly! Buddy, Pal! I was kidding!
Holly: Show the footage!
Brock:
*crying* It’s true! I even read
War and Peace, for fun! I coded HTML in Latin!