
Attendance was huge for the Grand Opening to the Portal to Hell.

It was nice to see that Stacy was trying, but she could never quite match Trish when it came to dancing to the "Ninja Rap".

When she felt Victoria's hand slowly creeping up her side, Stacy gradually learned of the real reason behind her breakup with Stevie.

Eugene: "Na-na... na-na... Dude looks like a lady!"
Conway: "Wait... wait a minute. Is it 'Dude looks like a lady' or 'Do it like a lady'?"

The crowd saw a different side of "The Man's Man" when Regal celebrated by pulling of a pirouette.

Lawler: "Goddamn, Andy Capp is really funny today!"

Eugene couldn't help but smile. Telling girls that you were pregnant really DID get the chicks!

Although he was overseas, Glenn Jacobs never missed a show of "Bill O'Reilly: The After Hours Edition".

No one was more surprised than Kane when Rosey suddenly shot a white-hot fireball out his ass.

Medic: "I saw you with my wife last night, YOU BASTARD!"
Val: "AcccckkkkK!"

Hebner knew he promised he would catch Benoit, but now he was having second thoughts.

Benoit: "... but ... it's true.... I mean, it was just a few months ago..."
Edge: "Look, Chris, I'll swallow that story about you being from Atlanta, but ... you used to be a World Champion? Yeah, right."

Edge freaked when he realized he'd already lost five fingers in woodshop class.

If you have Testicular Torsion, remember these three words: Stop. Touch. And Tell.