Heinden: Guess what?
Paul: What?
Heiden: I have makeup on
Paul: huh?
Heiden: You can't see it cuz its a concealer.
Paul: Are you okay?
Heiden: Did you know you look like a white Al Roker?
Holly: I crown you the most white trash WWE Champion of all time.
Rey: O man... That apple didn't taste so good...
CCC: Uhh, they don't look like apples to me... Where did you get them?
Rey: JBL's dressing room....
CCC: Those weren't apples dude. Those were buffalo testicles.
Rey: .....
Angle: I didn't say I was a Yankee fan... HONEST!
Big Show: Damn you and your stupid curse! 1918!!
